It's quite a short article, but very shocking. I can't quite imagine needing surgery for my leg, being drugged in preparation for surgery and waking up later to find that my leg still hurts and now, for some reason, my anus does too. I can see in my mind's eye the doctors providing her with a wheel chair after surgery... and a donut, and the expression on her face growing more and more perplexed by the second.
"Now, you won't be able to go to the bathroom for at least 48 hrs, so you're just gonna have to hold it," the doctors say. Confusion growing ever the more rapidly in the mind of this helpless patient. "Oh and here's a sticker and a sucker for you. Have a nice day!"
Well, the hospital is going to be paying BIG for this one. Most likely more than an arm and a leg, but definitely included in that bill is the new anus.
(Click Here for the article on FoxNews.com)
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